chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.

Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome

by splintthefirst January 5, 2024

Lamar Jackson Syndrome

When the NFL pundits fall in love with a mediocre quarterback and push him onto the viewers as the greatest single player in the league.

A lot of experts are saying Jalen Hurts should be MVP this year. They have Lamar Jackson Syndrome for him bad.

by JMBrowningA5 February 12, 2023

Colgate lung syndrome

disease associated with people who always have that mouthwash smell in their breath.

Her breath always smells like mouthwash, I think she has the Colgate lung syndrome

by BPTRY July 26, 2020

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.

"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."

by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

Sassy Man Syndrome

A man (or person) who displays large amounts of sass, generally in a feminine or queer manner with large amounts of self confidence. This is usually characterized by stance, quips, and other not so subtle-subtle mannerisms.

There are many possible scenarios where one may exhibit symptoms of Sassy Man Syndrome, and SMS (Sassy Man Syndrome) is not a joke, so it is important to be aware of these signs so you can seek the help necessary for those with SMS /j
Some of these examples are;

Example A
man: *says something super sassy with a smug ass look*
person: that guy has a serious case of Sassy Man Syndrome

Example B
man: *sits with a manspread*
person: I think he has a case of Sassy Man Syndrome

by VisibleConfusions May 20, 2024