Sex

Something that I haven’t, and most likely never will have in my entire life.

Mark: Have you had sex before?
Tony: No. And I never will.

by FatCreamReceiver January 18, 2022

sex

(chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night

by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022

Sex

The activity of squeezing a bottle of shampoo into someone’s anal cavity

“Chris had sex with Amy”

by Rat_pussy January 21, 2022

sex

sus

can i sus you

sex

by magmatiic January 21, 2022

sex police

the police of sex

its the sex police

by jimmy.S. May 13, 2022

Sex

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

Sex is like math.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply…

by .xxx_j_xxx. May 13, 2022

National Sex Day

May 13th. This is the day you have to loose your virginity on while you’re sleeping over at your s/o’s house or cottage.

Liam: “Uhm Abby, check the date.”

Abby: “OMFG ITS NATIONAL SEX DAY!!! You already know what Katelyn and Ethan are doing later 😉”

by abbabobabba69 May 14, 2022