Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by December 25, 2020
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Hot tamale

1. Attractive person
2. Historically popular but now largely obsolete cinnamon sweet invented in the 1950s
“He is such a hot tamale!”
“I could really go for something sweet and sugary right now, like a hot tamale candy”
by Maz1993 February 15, 2022
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Hot Tamale

It's when you cover your dick in hot chili paste and fuck a pussy with it, dat's a hot tamale
She wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I have her a hot tamale
by Buttplugbetty March 25, 2016
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Hot tamale

When you shove a Carolina reaper pepper up your partners ass and then fish it out of their ass.
Mark told me he gave his boyfriend Juan a hot tamale.
by Gugie December 22, 2021
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Hot Tamale

The act of lighting a male penis on fire and sticking it in a females ass
Jerry gave me the hot tamale last night, Jessica is way to kinky man she wanted me to give her the Ole Hot tamale
by The Etcher November 26, 2021
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Hot tamale

When the d*ck too hot , you suspect a STD. Or sicklecellisiss
Ew get that hot tamale off me. Put in some foil or something
by Mrs. Nesbit January 29, 2022
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Hot Tamale

When you wrap your ding-a-ling in masa dough and another person proceeds to eat it off of said ding-a-ling.
Guy 1: oh dude, I gave my wife a hot tamale last night
Guy 2: ooh, sounds spicy
by Baricudaprime August 24, 2017
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