Temple of the Gay

A ceremonial gathering of men that includes various prostrations under a setting of worship for the male body normally accompanied by a costly monthly subscription.
Likely a holy site for the twink variety.

Notable prostrations at these temples includes: lifting a heavy mass of weights designed specifically for the body part in question, running in place on a hamster like treadmill like device, taking muscle pumped selfies in front of a mirror.

"Hey bro I'm about to get some prostrations in at the local Temple of the Gay"
"Hey man we should try and get in shape by joining our Temple of the Gay!"
"I've been feeling like fat piece of sh*t lately, I think I'm going to start my worship at the Temple of the Gay again"

by PeaceXLove777 February 27, 2021

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Get the Temple of the Gaymug.

ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" but only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

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Get the ur mom gaymug.

honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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