me when your mom

When you are the biggest cuck in the streets and see a image of white liquid

You can't resist, you have to relate it to what happened last night

You: dude look, that was totally me when your mom.
Your friend: when my mom what? That doesn't even make sense

by Kirboi September 15, 2021

Keep your opinions to yourself

An arrogant and deflective way to discredit someone's opinion on a certain matter if someone doesn't agree with them.

"I don't like cancel culture, they're stupid"
"Keep your opinions to yourself"

by UltimateDoge August 3, 2021

Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

Toss a coin to your Witcher

Updated 2020 version of jog on or go away inspired by the hit Netflix series.

If you don't like what you see, you can toss a coin to your Witcher buddy

by TheMightyBooth January 5, 2020

Put your weener back in

Settle down,calm down

Dude,put your weener back in

by Brock July 15, 2003

Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009