sex

the slapping of two naked bodies together. it's kinda gross.

Joe: "DUDE I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT OMGGGGGG IT WAS THE BEST EVERRR!!!!!"
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.

by yodeleheehoo your mother April 18, 2022

Blackout sex

Sex (most of the time drunken sex) you have no memory of. You draw a complete blank who you were last night until you face them in the morning.

For futher reference see : american pie beta house

Jacob (calling on a cell in a girls bed): dude i had total blackout sex last night with a total hottie. I think"

2 second later a very overly muscular woman came in the room carrying breakfast to his shock

by Theamazinggeek April 17, 2018

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.

"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz

i had sex with ur mom

by fuck me daddy unghh😩🍆💦 🍑 March 27, 2023

sex

the act of inserting your shlong into a girls urinary tract repeatedly until eventually you produce warm sex organelle which can impregnate her known as cum apparently

i had sex with your mom

by NotYourDadGaming September 23, 2022

Sex Position

Something that The Urban Dictionary is way too obsessed with.

If it exists, someone on the Urban Dictionary has turned it into a Sex Position.

by LPBvgc April 15, 2025

Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.

Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.

by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 7, 2022