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DJ Cock

The dumbass YouTuber DJ Cook's real name
by The Boxers Enjoyer November 17, 2023
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John Cocking Farm

when a farmer has a farm mostly full of chickens instead of other farm animals
1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Hitler Cock Chop

When a very powerful person or dictator has their cock chopped off by the rest of their subjects and peers, in reference to how hitler had only 1 testicle.
1: "So, this bully at school got a 'Hitler Cock Chop' and never came to school again."
2: "Damn, that's rough."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
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Cock fight

When you and a friend whip out your cocks and start sword fighting each other.
Me:Me and James had a cock fight yesterday

John:Oh wow that’s so sick!
by George Looney IV December 2, 2022
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Cock

Something that's sometimes big, sometimes small.

Something weird looking, or something normal looking????

IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."

Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."

Zack: "Ayo?"
by Jack on crack. December 2, 2022
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Cock

1. A male chicken A.K.A a rooster
2. A human males penis
“I heard Harry got a new cock!”
I hope your talking about the chicken….”
by Strikevall December 4, 2022
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Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
by Joosy Phroot December 4, 2022
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