Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Cock comains

Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.

Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that

by romanahhys September 18, 2022

cock loathing

When a man puts his penis between two slices of bread and proceeds to insert his penis into a vagina or anal cavity of either man or woman.

Man my cock loathing was so hard last night

by Milkbottle69 September 16, 2017

Rocked Cock

a cock (penis) that has been hit by a blunt, brute object, such as a rock.

"Son of a bitch! That fucking can of beans made my cock a Rocked Cock."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

cock sucker

someone who sucks alot of cock/penis

she sucks so many cocks my friends call her the cock sucker

by i love pussy and cock August 20, 2022

Cocked Full

A word for a load or full of something.

I'm cocked full on ammo in my gun.

by Mix-Race Man On Road May 29, 2019