Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017

swampy cock

That one dude who will literally put his dick in anything, whether it being a really unattractive girl or an actual swamp.

Damn I can't believe Joshua slept with that girl, He must have a real swampy cock!

by Kurt Cobainnnnn July 17, 2017

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

prized cock

When a person acts like a complete and utter twat and doesn't realise it.

That guy is a prized cock and makes himself look like a complete idiot whenever he speaks.

by DEEJAY1 July 20, 2017

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

Cock

MMMMMM.. roosters.

MMMMM I like cock.

by Shatan3144Satan July 27, 2017

cock%20blocking

If the overbearing presence of another friend (male or female) prevents a male from speaking with other females he wishes to engage in flirtatious acts or conversations then he is being cock-blocked.

Cock-Blocking: Jim wanted to talk with the pretty girls at the bar, but no other girls would talk to him because his (non-romantic) friend Sally was sitting next to him. Sally was cock%20blocking Jim.

by Maruta July 28, 2017