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Pulling an Aaron

Definition: To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.
“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”
by trid33 September 10, 2025
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Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.
Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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Pulling a Drake

When a guy does a helicopter with his snake
A: What are you up to this weekend?
B: Not much, just going to be pulling a Drake.
by ub3rst4r February 17, 2024
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to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
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Pulled a Shakeel

To pull a shakeel: rage kick at least a third of a clan for poor performance in battle or events
Raptor: Did u hear that Shakeel kicked 12 people and then left the clan
Bella: yes, it was a mercy killing. we wouldn't have any of them back. He really pulled a Shakeel.

Raptor: I heard that Zack put him up to it
Bella: 100% homie
by Bslla January 16, 2021
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Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021
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Pulling A Diego

Ruining a happy relationship , just to fail to keep the relationship with the girl you stole
Damn man, you about to pull a diego?, yeah man I’m pulling a diego
by ShortStack227 April 13, 2019
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