Brady Syndrome

An illness which causes a complete deterioration of any and all football skill; Occurs when facing Tom Brady (specifically in the playoffs)

Hey did you see the Packers get hit with Brady Syndrome? They were 13-3 and managed to let up 6 sacks and drop 2 TD passes!

by Cheesey120 April 30, 2021

Stankholm Syndrome

When you’ve been together so long that you low key start enjoying the smell of your partners farts.

I didn’t even open the car window when he farted today, kinda felt right. Must be Stankholm Syndrome.

by MaggieFace May 1, 2021

Durham-Barr Syndrome

The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).

Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.

by Steve Hoflenson May 2, 2021

iknewthat syndrome

when u change ur correct answer to an incorrect one

My grades are low because of Iknewthat syndrome.

by teenbishkokie May 2, 2021

Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

Pancho Syndrome

Also know as the Panchok syndrome it’s the uncontrollable sweating of your butt cheeks that reeks of a putrid smell. This syndrome also has side effects such as smoking cigarettes daily, obesity, and McDonald’s fries oil consumption. It is also related with the Suda Syndrome.

You heard of that kid that suffers from the Pancho Syndrome, he got his legs cut off because he was too obese.

by Itachi_1700 May 4, 2021

Political denial syndrome

Aka. P.D.S.; A major social and political problem where an individual to identify as being a supporter of one political party and or ideology, but then changes their identity and or ideology done often times to better align with their values and beliefs. Rather than accept their identity as being part of who they are and move on, the individual will strenuously deny that they ever had that identity and will overtly take political stances and mobilize on issues that are consistent with what their new political identity; in order to make their new identity seem more legitimate to themselves and other people and or to help them deal with the fact they feel embarrassed and or guilty because of their former political identity. People with this often times endure a lot of fear that people will not see them as being a legitimate supporter of the new political party and or ideology they use, emotional and mental restlessness caused by their belief they have to actively work to make up for their former identity, and or intense guilt for having their previous identity.

Marvin: Why does Stacy always seem to talk about politics. I understand that she is passionate about her beliefs, but she does not need to talk about it constantly.

Janet: I think she has political denial syndrome. If I’m recalling correctly, she used to be a republican, but after having some issues related to Trump’s actions and the capital riots her beliefs shifted to strongly favoring the democrats. Because of all the things the republicans did and the fact she had backed them in the past, she may feel that she has to make up for having that identity because she may feel indirectly responsible for what happened because she voted some of the politicians responsible for it. It could also be that she could be embarrassed by her former identity and her actively discussing her views is one of the ways she deals with discomfort.
Marvin: No offense, but, in a way, it almost sounds like she could need counselor or a good friend to talk to help her deal with her discomfort and stress if that is the case.

Janet: Yes, I think your right about that.

by Vanguard 1998 May 5, 2021