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pulled a kelsie

Shitting yourself a lot

Especially in theme parks
What is that curry sauce in my pants

Oh no I've pulled a kelsie
by Divawinter63866 October 23, 2013
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Pull a DJ

When you fuck up so bad that your friends turn on you and piss on and take a shit on your car. When you fail at the last second and lose the game. When you hit on your best friend's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend. When you spread rumors (even true ones) about your friends the the detriment of said friends. When you cock-block friends repeatedly at a high level at a party. When you are so filled with jealousy that you must copy the actions of former friends. When you wreck your friend's car and refuse to pay for the damages. When you are too much of a douche to comprehend. When you do any of these things you are pulling a DJ.
Pull a DJ: You and your friend (let's call him DJ) are at Lake Havasu in Arizona for a college Spring Break Party. DJ pusses out at ever turn. Instead of socializing he tans on the beach. He refuses to party. But worst of all he cock blocks you so hard that your penis boomerangs back into your body.
by TheEmcee June 5, 2013
mugGet the Pull a DJmug.

Pulling On Harry

A word for going up to a person and grabbing their wang.
Person 1: Whoa man did you just see that guy pulling on harry!?!?

Person 2: Yeah that's hot!
by Yomamajorumma April 6, 2008
mugGet the Pulling On Harrymug.

Pulled a Tosh

When asked a direct question, that you do not want to answer, you either ignore it or change the subject.
I asked about how the relationship was going, but he pulled a Tosh on me.
by 104NOT February 14, 2014
mugGet the Pulled a Toshmug.

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.
The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.
by Turkman19 March 8, 2011
mugGet the Pull a Gurkmug.

Pulling an Em

Making people feel sorry for you while being a piece of absolute shit.
em: omg guys can u console me
OP: stop pulling an em
by Oddtoddlers April 18, 2021
mugGet the Pulling an Emmug.

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