Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Go chili your own hot dog

Do it yourself

Can you pick that paper up?

*Go chili your own hot dog!!*

by Chili and dogs September 7, 2022

Hawaiian hot dog

Hawaiian hot dog - The action of pouring pineapple juice and sliced pineapples in your anus before anal sex

“That girl was freaky as fuck she wanted me to give her a Hawaiian hot dog.”

by Nichesexphrases June 28, 2022

Hot Flasher

A middle aged woman that is Super Sexy and going thru menopause.

OMG!!! She’s a HOT flasher!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE June 14, 2019

Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

hot yam

wrestling match in the back of casella's room

"wanna hot yam you fucking pussy"

by daddycraigo April 15, 2019

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017