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"damn i could really go for some balls right now."
by Amakunomiya September 10, 2021
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Trash at ball

Trash at basketball or any sport with a ball, or u sucks at sports really bad mostly basketball
Yo seany boi, u so trash at ball u can’t even make a shot!
by Celine A December 1, 2018
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Ball Washer

Someone who joins them because he cant beat them
by F-BROS October 16, 2008
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Lizzard Balls

When one uses a vasectomy appointment as an excuse to get out of obligations multiple times in a short period. They seem to keep growing back, similar to a lizard re-growing extremities.
He must have Lizzard Balls, this is his third vasectomy in two months.
by deaddeadsjjjdfu May 19, 2019
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Pink Balls

A condition of a man who has too much testosterone. Often associated with being too cool and getting too many bitches.
Man, FUCK. I got pink balls from last night.
by GodKiller69420 April 13, 2021
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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Monkey balls

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021
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