kermet ball sniffer

someone who sniffs someones balls while looking at a pic of kermet the frog

my girlfriends a kermet ball sniffer

by ice nort paint August 23, 2023

ball piercing

piercing the balls (with a screwdriver)

John: “What happened to Tom?”
…..: “He tried DIY ball piercing with a screwdriver. He’s in the hospital now.”

by ballpiercings101 August 24, 2021

Cock and/or Balls

You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.

-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...

by Sully van April 20, 2022

Ball Blues

It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

Spirit Ball

Spirit ball is the advanced version of the popular drinking game "Beer Pong".
All the rules are the same, the only change is that instead of using beer you play with hard liquor (spirits)... with the same quantity of liquid. Usually you can only play one game.

"Hey man, wanna play Beer Pong?"
"How about some Spirit Ball?!"
"Hell yeah! Let's get smashed!"

by HappyGiraffe June 19, 2016

Ball tract

The thingy that connects your balls to your pp

My ball tract hurt , the thingy near my balls

by Retarded man child November 27, 2021

National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better

"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"

by Allastorm December 28, 2024