Sex

Something that you won't ever have

You will never have sex , you will forever be virgin

by Your step mum January 24, 2022

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Ultra Sex

When you attach a wand vibrator to your penis and then fuck inserting both together as one.

I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is 1000x more intense.

by TJmaxal January 12, 2024

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You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 26, 2022

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The Anonymous Sex

An extremely powerful hack group thats extremely scary and evil.., they put ⟅TΔS⟆ in their name, they can hack you and youre cooked

Based Person 1 : Did you see the nuke The Anonymous Sex did?
Based Person 2 : Yeah, it was fire

by TommyInnit Dreamsexual Fan August 4, 2025

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ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin

Wow ryders sex life sucks

by Nibbabooty September 5, 2020

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Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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