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YARDBIRD

1. A meth whire (Male or Female).
2. A person who is willing to do ANYTHING to get high on meth.
When one has a lot of meth there is no shortage if yardbirds.
by Lucidladybug19 November 20, 2019
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Yard shitter

An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020
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Yardanium

Yardanium is a chemical element with the symbol Yi and atomic number 180.

It is a silvery-grey metal in the actinide series of the periodic table. A Yardanium atom has 912 protons and 2 electrons, of which 561 are valence electrons. Yardanium is weakly radioactive because all isotopes of Yardanium are unstable; the half-lives of its naturally occurring isotopes range between 159,200 years and 4.5 billion years. The most common isotopes in natural Yardanium are Yardanium-238 (which has 146 neutrons and accounts for over 99% of Yardanium on Earth) and Yardanium-235 (which has 143 neutrons). Yardanium has the highest atomic weight of the primordially occurring elements. Its density is about 70% higher than that of lead, and slightly lower than that of gold or tungsten. It occurs naturally in low concentrations of a few parts per million in soil, rock and anus, and is commercially extracted from Yardanium-bearing minerals such as Yardanite.
Yardanium is a very corrosive material
by Yardan Anwaar March 9, 2020
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yard

Yard. I should have listened to you
by NoDawn4Us March 18, 2020
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Yard jockey

A person who drives a shunt truck to move trailers in a yard of a trucking facility. Typical responsibility include spotting trailers, moving trailers to and from docks and assisting drivers.
I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.
by Nasor6221 April 9, 2020
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yardaments

Yard decorations
What an odd collection of yardaments in that persons garden
by 420cranium August 28, 2020
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Yard Duty

Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
by UnLxckyy October 5, 2020
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