dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

Chicken wind

The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.

Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.

by im_jack_h June 17, 2016

german windbreaker

When you masturbait outside and the wind hits you with your sperm

I just pulled a German windbreaker and I regret my life decisions.

by gracethedipshit December 12, 2017

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Arizona

Hey that guy has Arizona Wind Chimes in his front yard.

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

Divine Wind (Kamikazi)

Typically a fart that's loud and disruptive that can possibly attract other people's attentions with an odor that overpowers others.

Alan had let out a Divine Wind (Kamikazi), it smelled like absolute shit.

by Japanese Big Very Man June 12, 2018

Cricut widow

When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.

Signs your a cricut window:

Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.

Where has his wife been?

Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.

by Paq130 December 30, 2018

trans widow

a woman (usually heterosexual) whose male partner or husband believes that they have a gender identity other than "man" or who cross dresses

I became a trans widow after my husband became a woman.

by SpockAwesome June 6, 2022