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Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.
by Cemmons March 19, 2017
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walking sti

The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.
G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.
by nmns December 31, 2007
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walking trots

The act of walking and farting at the same time.
The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing
The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.
by theplaz September 16, 2012
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balls and ass walking

a terrible situation that has no redeeming qualities
person1: hey look! that mexican put stickers all over his car like it's a friggin Hot Wheel!
person2: THAT is just balls and ass walking.
person1: i know, right?
by dasproteus June 8, 2009
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Dead man walking

US: A death row prisoner on his terminal walk to eternity inherites the unenviable title of 'dead man walking'.
As the prisoner set of for his last walk to the gas chamber the other con's slowly shook there heads from side to side and muttered 'dead man walking'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Here comes SS Kamph tail, walking down the jewish shower trail.

A horrifying racist message that can be heard very clearly by playing old records with the classic easter song "peter cottontail" backwards. Jesus, think of the children!
Lord save us from these demonic beasts.......
by da hood' October 10, 2004
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