Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.

I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.

by Dee34673 April 28, 2021

I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"

A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore

by Your local mini mexican October 16, 2021

The Winner Takes It All

one of the best songs ever.

Person1; You know that song? 'The winner takes it all' by ABBA?
Person2; you mean the best song to ever have been made? yeah

by Miluvr December 1, 2021

Ali Reda Take

A take so bad that it will make you re-think your existence on planet earth. It is usually mixed in with his casual sports knowledge.

“Kyrie carried Lebron to that 2016 Cavs ring.”
“Wow, that’s such a Ali Reda take.”

by Meezo February 1, 2022

duolingo is going to take your family

he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family

not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022

You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

take you down

the new song from chris brown...which is a song about sex mostly but it's good

it ain't my 1st time but baby girl we can pretend
take this bump and grind girl tonight will never end
can i take you down
i really wanna take you down
and show you what i'm about
let me take you down
your body body

by neseychild December 9, 2007