thwackett

Two strugs tied together

by William of Middenshire October 19, 2003

Tacket

A combination of a Tank Top and a Jacket

Kim: "I saw this girl wearing a Tacket at the shops today."
Amy: "What a whore."

by Jstep12 March 4, 2011

Tacking off

masturbation through your nipples or your man boobs while doing it with someone already at the same time.

guy1: Bro you know what i did last night?
guy2: What?
guy1: I was tacking off.
guy2: with who?
guy1: Your mom bitch!
guy2. Fuck...

by FatalB0n3r June 16, 2011

black tracker

Person, female or male, who romantically or sexually pursues married or celibate clergy persons.

Fr Michael better watch out for Leroy, he's a black tracker.

by bohuma February 27, 2004

tan track

The organ used for anal sex. Generally heterosexual.

"I think I'll go for a run (or gallop) on the tan track".

Usage is jocular as it can be a double entendre, especially among horseracing enthusiasts.

See also "false rail", as used in the following example: "we had the false rail out last night."; and "Greek".

by Gauci November 23, 2006

spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.

Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.

by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007

Track Queen

A person that stretches before exercising or playing a sport in a very ostentatious or exaggerated fashion as a form of showing off his/her stuff.

Dude, you see that guy over there doing jumping jacks like he was going for the Guinness Book of World Records?" "Yeah, dude--he's a total track queen...and I'm sure he thinks that makes him such an awesome soccer player." "Yeah well we'll see on the field.

by randomlyfresh November 2, 2010