Dude, you see that guy over there doing jumping jacks like he was going for the Guinness Book of World Records?" "Yeah, dude--he's a total track queen...and I'm sure he thinks that makes him such an awesome soccer player." "Yeah well we'll see on the field.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak