squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

smoke the tube

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.

Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?

by Holly1 January 10, 2007

tube steak

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!

by AA October 1, 2003

n00b tube

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.

That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.

by Disco Stu October 20, 2003

boob tube2

a magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius breasts get 4 times larger than normal size effects are permanent

for all u desperate men (joe thornton) u could probably buy a boob tube2 on ebay

by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

tube of ignorance

The place you are sucked into when you listen to people who dont know what the heck there talking about.

I cant believe I married this guy , I've been sucked into the tube of ignorance!

by Lynn Skipper January 8, 2004

Sick Tobes

what to call Toby when he is being a sick one

shut up Sick Tobes!!!

by yo March 17, 2004