keg troll
A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.
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Choke a troll
choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.
stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."
Choke a troll by ja-dangdangdingalingadoomdoom August 31, 2009
Facebook Troll
(noun)
1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.
2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.
3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.
4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”
(verb)
1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.
The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.
A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com
Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,
Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
1. A Facebook Troll is a Facebook user who posts for one or both of two reasons: a) to disrupt; b) to gain attention.
2. One who posts redonkulous comments on friends status updates.
3. Vulgar Facebook Trolls usually confine their comments merely to primitive, profane, off-topic observations.
4. Facebook Trolls spout gibberish in the hope that they’ll either bore or confuse to death those with whom they disagree. The average FB Troll is “a pursuitist who gromulates his adversarial computerists with height defining formulations to the disinterestingest adjunct.”
(verb)
1. Attempts to condescend. The Facebook Troll will seek refuge in condescending remarks that repeatedly scorn his or her critics as beneath – all the while continuing to respond to them.
The verb troll originates from Old French troller, a hunting term. The noun troll, however, comes from the Old Norse word for a mythological monster.
A Facebook Trolls favorite website is encyclopediadramatica.com
Synonyms: Facebook PMS, fail at life, Facebook Thuggin, first comment whore, Facebook, facedonkulous, Anna Bananna, facepalm,
Antonyms: moderators, Adonis DNA, double cheeseburger challenge, Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater, Winning
Clark(status update)
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·
Anna(comment) ur cashed in life
^^ Facebook Troll
Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails
20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·
Anna(comment) ur cashed in life
^^ Facebook Troll
Facebook Troll by lolclarks April 11, 2011
super troll
A troll with an unusually high IQ. Usually lurks in forums and attempts to bait unintelligent posters into arguments that they cannot win. Is witty enough to fend himself from victims with multiple accounts and other forum users that come to victim's aid. Usually leaves a 15 page thread in his wake and makes the victim look like a complete asstard.
super troll by TitoOrtizSux January 1, 2007
Reverse Troll
Someone who is good looking on the outside, but a total troll on the inside. Personality wise, think of the equivalent of Danny DeVito's ratchetness on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Reverse Troll by justoneolivethough January 23, 2015
Internet Troll
Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"
Internet Troll by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016
Cubicle Troll
Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.
Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.
Cubicle Troll by UMAYB1 October 16, 2008