pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.

My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.

by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Muskoka chair

A comfy cottage chair, often constructed of red cedar. Sometimes incorrectly referred to by the plebeian term "Adirondack chair", as cottages in the Adirondacks were more accessible to the general population.

He stumbled and tripped, landing hard as the Muskoka chair shattered into splinters beneath him.

by cottagecountry June 29, 2015

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.

"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."

by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025

Chair Thrower

An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.

Hey remember that time chair thrower threw a chair out the window, almost sliming some dude out?

by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015