i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later
oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!
Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!
Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!
by Mr_Warz October 21, 2008
Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.
Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.
by cAcaNOClouds July 08, 2013
A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old
by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019
having danica as a friend is the best thing that has happened to me. She'll make sure to match your energy and knows whenever something is up . She's confident and will always have your back. thank you for everything!!! :)
by spoooooofy March 09, 2022
A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022
The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
by flowtrees December 14, 2014