clock-kicking status

when one gets so drunk that they somehow end up kicking the clock off the wall.
"Wanna get drunk?""how drunk?""clock-kicking status"
by camie October 5, 2007
mugGet the clock-kicking statusmug.
Phrase coined by bitches who recently went through a bad breakup with cute "labradoodle personality" type of guys but acting like they fine af. Promise they aint capable of feeling SHIT, Heart EMPTY, Head EMPTY , NO feelings,STATUE LIKE, just straight up DONE with men and the ex.
Girl1: I saw Jay-Jay and his new gf today but I dont know whether I should spill the tea

Girl2: Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMA
by yourflowergirl August 26, 2021
mugGet the Bitch, Imma statue. NO DRAMAmug.

You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.
Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.
by youkilledmystatus September 7, 2011
mugGet the You Killed My Statusmug.
To have romantic or sexual relations with someone while going beyond the limitations of their Facebook Relationship Status.
I performed a Facebook Relationship Status Override (FRSO) with Camila on Friday night.
by FRSO Guy September 17, 2010
mugGet the Facebook Relationship Status Overridemug.

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy October 23, 2008
mugGet the Jolly Rancher Statusmug.
Term of semi-endearment used to define luddites or other change averse, retrospective-type, hindsight focused individuals.
frosty the status-quo man is over there goin' on about how great life was before the Internet
by thefirebuilds August 28, 2008
mugGet the frosty the status-quo manmug.
Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023
mugGet the Brexit third-country status woesmug.

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