thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 August 20, 2008

thats what she said

a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

by John PenisMcJizzface February 22, 2009

she has nice ass

A phrase said when you see a girl that has an extremely fine ass.

"Look at that girl right there," said Tra.
"She has nice ass," said Quin.

by Quin and Tra April 19, 2008

Turns out she's Crazy

what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"

other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?

Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy

by Dizquier91 March 19, 2011

Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle July 5, 2010

She looks like sex

The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.

booty she looks like sex

by elduderino9678 September 11, 2013

she's out of my leagues

I don't qualify for her. She's too much for me.
I'm not confident to ask her out. I'm an asshole for her ;)

"Look at her, she's wonderful, why don't you ask her out"
"mmhh, no, I think She's out of my leagues"

by chorizo_bionico January 22, 2012