Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 27, 2009

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

Glitter Paint

Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.

Effects include uncontrollable laughter.

Oh man where's the glitter paint?

Right here bro.

by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017

Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 01, 2010

Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 06, 2024

party paint

basically, a synonym for cum

when blue amogus fucked red amogus from the back, his party paint got all over him

by {{ your real name }} May 23, 2024