Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ

I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!

by JJ37 May 11, 2011

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

giant salamanders eat paint

giant salamanders eat paint is a fact

giant salamander: (eats paint)
some random dude watching: wow this is a fact that giant salamanders eat paint right here

by pseud0nym12470 October 3, 2024