double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Edging

When you jerkin yo shit and you abouta bust but then you stop for a second and keep jerking. That shi feel sooo good ain’t even gon cap

Friend one: yo, I was edging to Livvy dunnes insta all night

Friend two:the fuck, I swear yo ass always saying the most out of pocket shit

by Edge master 69 October 23, 2023

edge muffin

a pet name given by an alpha for your silly little friends who are constantly edging.

My little edge muffin I can't belive you lost your edging streak, your so silly.

by anonymous March 15, 2024

Edging Target

Stealing 949.99$ from target because they wont take action until you steal more then that.

Me:Bro targets letting you steal 949.99$ worth of items

Bro:OMG it worked tysm!

Me:No problem pookie its called Edging Target

by Catwithnoloaf February 23, 2024

Always Edging

Somebody who never stops edging. This does not have to be physical edging just the mental state.

He is always edging in class.

by theedger February 28, 2024

Trade edging

(In fantasy sports) to negotiate a potential trade with a fellow league member for hours on end just for the trade talks to go absolutely no where.

Trade edging - Bro, Phil and I got so close last night... almost sealed the deal until he passed out. Now he’s not answering my texts.

by Bmack21121 February 18, 2019

Edging streak

When you wet edge for longer than three days and start a streak with your edge

You need to get rid of your edging streak

by Wet edger May 9, 2024