A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
Get the Jacob’s Dad mug.The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.
I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.
by Hybridpain March 4, 2019
Get the Dad throat mug.Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.
by yinzer84 April 22, 2019
Get the dad dash mug.Older mainstream rock music that is considered just wild and "rock-y" just for the purpose of being so. Dad rock is usually used in a derogatory manner towards rock music that (what are now) dads would listen to because it was popular at the time. Bands like The Beatles or Black Sabbath or The Rolling Stones do not apply to this definition because they are not trying to just rock it out; acts like AC/DC or Guns N' Roses or Aerosmith are what usually gets tagged as dad rock instead because they feature typical stereotypes of older mainstream rock: wild vocal performances, focus on stand-out solos and a general sense of trashiness that comes from their sole purpose to be as obnoxiously wild as possible.
That being said, not all classic hard rock acts get tagged as dad rock: even bands like Led Zeppelin could apply to this definition, but people don't usually call them dad rock because they're much more liked and respected than the other groups previously mentioned.
Dad rock is usually misused to describe literally any rock music that is older than 30.
That being said, not all classic hard rock acts get tagged as dad rock: even bands like Led Zeppelin could apply to this definition, but people don't usually call them dad rock because they're much more liked and respected than the other groups previously mentioned.
Dad rock is usually misused to describe literally any rock music that is older than 30.
"I don't listen to any of that shitty dad rock; I only listen to good music like my bloody valentine or The Velvet Underground. "
by xbenci January 3, 2022
Get the dad rock mug.by ChristIsKing October 27, 2021
Get the Zoomer Dad mug.When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 June 30, 2014
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