Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.

Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018

Crabs

namjoons crabs <3333 🦀🤍

Namjoon at a beach with bts: omg I found crabs

by iluvjiminoppar February 6, 2021

crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself

Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour

by DJTJ April 12, 2017

Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.

Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.

by newenglandwx December 15, 2016