Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.

The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.

by CharleneV May 5, 2023

cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.

Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."

by loud_ April 27, 2017

Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.

"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."

by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022

Chat-cops

Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.

I can't troll Discord today, one of the Chat-cops muted me for 24hrs.

by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018