(noun)The half-erection one gets when it is cold or when experiencing erectile dysfunction. Resembling a slumped, freezing soldier hiding in a trench.
"All day she gave me the cold shoulder. But later on, she started warming up to me. However, all I could give her was the cold soldier."
by Alco4real December 1, 2009
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Get the Cold Piss mug.by Melanie July 14, 2003
Get the Cold one mug.1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
by bbare89 September 20, 2009
Get the Cold shower mug.When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.
"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)
"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)
"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)
by Y.R. February 1, 2008
Get the dialin' cold mug.When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
Get the the cold turkey mug.A sexual act, originally involving a Rocket Pop but later including most any frozen treat on a stick, whereby the frozen treat is inserted rectally and then snapped off of the stick.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
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