Tater Patch

a nicotine patch with a whole roll of gauze on it. its also soaked with acid. GREAT acid by all means. the patch tapes down a hookah hose connected to a hookah full of kush. and youre sitting in a "giggle" wooden chair. and uh, you have a foot peddle, haha, thats connected to a propane torch. haha. connected to a propane torch that lights the kush, haha, hahaha, hahaha, hah, ha. hahaha and inside the hookah hahaha, is pure tater made whiskey hahahahahaha, hahah.., ahhhh this should go on ideas.com. you should prolly like paste it before we get get office type, hahahahah, you .. ahhh well.. hahahahahahahaha shit.. aids.. oprah bitch

billy, where the fuck you put your tater patch at, nigga?

by tater patch September 2, 2010

tasery

the action of tasing

Tom Jones did not calm down so he resulted in tasery to subdue Steven Seagal.

by Tasery December 2, 2010

Tatercopter

One who breaks one's own ankles while pivoting in hockey, because one can not keep up with the other players.

Holy shit bro you're a straight up tatercopter.

You are such a tatercopter!

You just got tatercoptered, duster!

by Tatercopter September 27, 2014

Taterbaked

When you are so high you can't seem to move off the couch.

I got absolutely nothing done today because I was so taterbaked.

by Eric Mac June 29, 2017

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

Tater tot waffle

Instead of saying Twat Waffle say the non inappropriate version Tater tot waffle

Missy: You’re a Twat Waffle
Mister: Hey don’t say that say Tater Tot Waffle

by Soces 2026 October 22, 2019

Taters

The release of a fart with various textures, but always with a deadly aroma.

I have just released Taters. Said in a Yorkshire accent.

by Let me tater December 21, 2020