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tap n' board

tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".

*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.
yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?

she may or may not have...
by -----tap-- February 21, 2010
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I'd tap that anyday

like tapping it except anyday or time of any givin amount of time
A: "Damn hannahs got a nice ass"
C: "fuck yea. I'd tap that anyday"
by Nottakin? December 11, 2010
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Sacramento sack tap

When a woman is giving a man a blow job and proceeds to slap the man in the nuts, causing discomfort and possible anger to the man.
That fucking slut gave me the Sacramento sack tap last night. I was fucking pissed dude.
by Jet Lewis March 30, 2009
mugGet the Sacramento sack tapmug.

long term tapping that

an expression meaning having sex with the same person for the long term...i.e. in a marriage or serious relationship.
I'm not really looking for the casual hookup anymore, I'd really like to find someone to long term tap it with.

I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.
by youjustgotblackberried2 May 18, 2009
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Russian Tap Water

That clear substance Russians enjoy on a daily bases, ie Vodka.
Hey guys lets stop by my place, i've got some russian tap water
by Todd Hat December 23, 2009
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tap dat keg

To have sexual relation with a fat assed woman generally resulting in ridicule.
Yo, look at dat ass...its huge...mmmmmmm

Yo, you dont wanna tap dat keg.
by Sir sabins the swank March 16, 2003
mugGet the tap dat kegmug.

Are you gonna tap that?

A term used for two guyys to ask eachother. They are usually seeing who should go after a hot girl.
Guy 1: Look at the hottie.
Guy 2: Are you gonna tap that?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Guy 2: ightttt man, right into her pants
Guy !; Hell yes.
by Gabbie<333 February 11, 2010
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