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Taking a Tucker 

Having an especially satisfying bowel movement. Can also just mean taking a shit. Named after a man that has bowel movements over 10 times a day.
"I just took a Tucker and I feel better already". It can also be used when experiencing pain. "My stomach is killing me, I think I need to take a Tucker". I'm "taking a Tucker" and somebody comes in and interupts me!
Taking a Tucker by MMABOY February 4, 2010

Taking A Bill 

1. The elimination of horrible fecal waste through one's anus, more extreme than the average process.

2. Taking an unbelievable shit to the point it's not a shit, it's taking a Bill.

3. A sweat-filled, terribly smelly, wet dump; one in which you must remove your shirt, can only be called taking a Bill.

4. A very time-consuming poop, usually requiring countless wipes and many flushes.
Frank: "Hey, what took you so long? I waited nearly 30 minutes."

Tom: "Screw you man, I was taking a Bill. It was horrible. The wiping would never end."

Frank: "Oh man, I'm so sorry. My bad bro."

Taking a Donny 

Pretending to take a shit, when you are actually playing on your phone to avoid dramatic fucking coworkers.
"Dude you were in the shitter forever, did you eat taco bell? ""No I was taking a Donny. "
Taking a Donny by Bluepony33 February 21, 2017

taking the nut 

when you are sucking a penis and the person ejaculates in your mouth and you swallow it
stacy likes taking the nut because she says spitters and quitters

Taking a wide V 

When a lady participates in the act of man-spreading. man-spreading
I tried to squeeze in on the bleachers, but Angela was taking a wide V.

taking a wizard

when you've been holding in a piss for so long it has to potential to be of Austin Powers tier. Most commonly performed in Amish
When me and the homies were on the road trip through Amish they almost ditched me when I was taking a wizard.
taking a wizard by hossman_jago November 7, 2019