Take an Amber

It's like taking a shit, but instead of using a toilet you just lie in bed.

I was so tired last night that I just had to Take an Amber in bed.

by Joedaddy755 May 16, 2022

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

Taking Cream

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.

Man, that hoe looks like she is great at taking cream.

by JCan930 July 7, 2011

Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop

Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

Dry Take

This is when you act out a scence before you actually film it.

Let’s do a dry take so you can learn your lines.

by Morganisdeadinside78 March 6, 2019