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Taintalizing 

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.
"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"
Taintalizing by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011

Tainted Tractor

A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.

Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!

Hoo Tanity 

Hoo Tanity is the beliefs and worship of the almighty unquestionable ruler of man and overlord
of all creatures dead or alive, for all of eternity, Hoo Tan!
Hoo Tanity is the one truth
Hoo Tanity by Archbishop Chris March 7, 2008

Tantalizing

Alluring, delicious, adorable, tempting, amazing
You are amazing, extremly tantalizing. :]
Tantalizing by Raymond Wright February 22, 2009
The area inbetween your cock and ass.
My Taent itches!
Taent by T4DP0L3 October 16, 2008

Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine 

Another way to say Hentai with periodic table elements. Also another was to be called smart-ass by your friends.

(insert hentai orgy)
Albie: What does Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine mean?
Mexie: It means fucking HENTAI so go watch it
Albie: Sure.