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stealth missile

A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.
"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."
by Rude McDougal May 13, 2006
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stealth blumpkin

The covert act of getting fellatio, while prairie dogging. The cock sucker never knows they are giving a blumpkin. Sometimes, the receiver may spray febreze on the prairie dog, to keep it's odor hidden.
stealth blumpkineer: Suck my dick you pseudo hippie bitch. Oh yeah.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) I love your big, veiny, uncircumcised, French cock. It's better than pussy.

Prairie dog pops out and disappears.

fake hippie bitch: (garbled) Get ready as I deepthroat and rim job you, together.

Prairie dog pops out and gets licked! Sex act stops.

fake hippie bitch: How dare you stealth blumpkin me.

Woman whips out her NRA card and a Desert Eagle. Shoots guys balls off.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Stealthie

Dude 1: Hey check out this photo I took of those ducks!
Dude 2: Whoa man, how'd you get that in flight shot?
Dude 2: It's a Stealthie, man, of course it's going to be awesome.
by StealthieInc March 16, 2015
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Stealing a soul

“Bro I love stealing a soul via mouth
by Barstooltrez February 5, 2020
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The Stealth

Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.
i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!

u need a ride in my stealth?
by i am zam March 12, 2003
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tripple-steal

when somethng is yanked by three diferent people it is a tripple-steal
if some one steals something and you steal it from then and then a kid steals it from you its a tripple-steal
by chet sjolund October 21, 2005
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Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum
Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now
by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009
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