montreal steak spice

Seasoning for the stuff that your wife makes you that you love. Better seasoning than salt and pepper.

"Hand over the salt and pepper"

"Sorry I replaced my salt and pepper with montreal steak spice"

"That's even better, I love you man, but not in a gay way"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

Attention Seeker

A very sad and lonely person, typically with 0-2 friends. They post everything that happens to them on their story, like, literally everything. Ranging from “My mum forgot to buy me a pen” to “I just breathed very loudly” you get the point. They are typically female and annoying.

Person: “Isn’t that Daisy girl such an attention seeker?”
Person 2: “I know right, kinda annoying”

by Mike Wazowski is fit April 23, 2020

Medium rare steak

An all male gang bang in Pakistan

Hey Paji, fancy a medium rare steak?

Hey guys, there’s four of us here, shall we have a medium rare steak?

Medium rare steak at mine at 9, you in?

by Johnathon Doseph April 23, 2018

1-2-3 hide and go seek

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008

Steak circus

The nasty end result to a long and difficult bowel movement. Basically what is left in the toilet.

I just make a steak circus in there!

by G Unit88 April 5, 2009

steak an shake

when a man uses steak sauce as lube and fucks a chick, and afterwards makes her eat out her own pussy filled with steak sauce and cum. YUM YUM YUM

Keith:Dude so tonight my girl wants to have dinner.

Seth: Dude make that bitch a Steak an Shake.

by Nathan Dockerty April 20, 2011

kentucky steak

Another term for a sandwich a skinny little dirty mechanic might eat over his lunch hour. It may or may not be slimy and usually contains bologna.

"God damn! I'm hungry for some kentucky steak! Anyone seen my Doral's?"

by doublebreastedredheadedmatressthrasher August 4, 2007