go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

thunder squatch

A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.

Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!

by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014

hood scratch

Another way of saying marijuana.

"Got any 'hood scratch Mike?"

by Bugera July 2, 2015

Swass-Squatch

A beast at the gym who leaves a trail of sweat all over the equipment and doesn't wipe it down after.

"Ew that dude just soaked the bench and left it. Fucking Swass-Squatch"

by Mercedez.Kae March 27, 2016

trash scratch

When you catch an STD from dirty trailer trash

Dude, I think destiny gave me the trash scratch!

by Topandtail April 4, 2016