Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

Splat

A "splat" is another name for a stolen vehicle, particularly in which u ride your dawgs (pals) in.

-"ay jhit we inna splat riding hard"
-"damn bro, come scoop me frr"

by BangemBoy April 23, 2017

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

splash locker

A cooler name for the shower.

“Hold on i’m about to hit the splash locker real quick”

by koolkat898 January 25, 2018

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

Splashy

A homosexual male who waits in a bathroom stall for someone else to enter the bathroom, and then urinates directly into the toilet water to indicate that he is available for action. Some may use a bottle of water if they are unable or unwilling to urinate.

I went into the bathroom there was a splashy in there.
That's nothing, I went into the bathroom at the gym and it was full of splashies.

by the_pseudo_slang February 11, 2018

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018