thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 July 24, 2008

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thats what she said

a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

by John PenisMcJizzface February 22, 2009

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she has nice ass

A phrase said when you see a girl that has an extremely fine ass.

"Look at that girl right there," said Tra.
"She has nice ass," said Quin.

by Quin and Tra April 19, 2008

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Turns out she's Crazy

what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"

other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?

Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy

by Dizquier91 March 04, 2011

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Oh, she's just tired

A poor excuse by bad parents who don't discipline their kids when they misbehave. Generally, that excuse only works once but not every day.

Mindy: Come here, Carrie! (Picks her up)

Carrie: (kicks and screams) WHAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO!! WAAAAAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (hits Mindy in the face a few times)

Mindy: What's wrong with Carrie?

Carrie's mom: Oh, she's just tired...she didn't get her nap today...

Mindy: But she acted like this yesterday when she DID get her nap!!!!

by bojzzle June 30, 2010

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