by taco67 December 24, 2022
Get the ROAST mug.It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023
Get the Roast Beef Assassin mug.An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
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by Meatballism July 8, 2023
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Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass
you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”
so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass
you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”
so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020
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National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.
Example-
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day
by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020
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