A swift fist thwarted into the throat of a speaking , or not speaking, ass hat. Appropriately delivered immediately after douchey sentence is in progress or at full completion.
In the year 1820, John Dickerson was a man of the field. He rose cattle and herded sheep. Greg Gregerson and the penis boys were known about town to herd cattle to their branding post and would brand penises onto unsuspecting heffers. Soon after they would return the missing cattle to their appropriate owners with their newfound phallic brandishing. John Dickerson was very upset by these cockamamie antics. His cattles' fresh dick decorations extremely decreased the face value of his bovines. John Dickerson sought out Greg Gregerson and the penis boys in sordid places and soon found these four gargantuan men in a local brothel with appropriately large women. He knew immediately that his average size and pisspoor fighting techniques would be no match for Greg Gregerson and the penis boys. Greg being the largest and the leader, he instantly knew he must take him out if he had any hope of leaving unscathed and his heffers avenged. He balled his fist and struck Greg Gregerson in a 3" space between the chin and the neck of Greg's shirt. Greg Gregerson dropped to the floor in agony and the penis boys trembled in fear. After witnessing their fearless leader taken out with one punch, one brace penis boy asked John Dickerson to lead their gang and brand dick decorations all over the cattle of the Midwest. John Dickerson replied,"Do you want a throat punch too, bitch?"
by DeliGameChamp September 23, 2016
Get the Throat punch mug.An act performed during anal sex. Not to be confused with a 'donkey punch', which is its more civilsed cousin. Whilst relatives, they digress on an important point: whilst an experienced 'donkey punch' practionner will simply hit his girlfriend/boyfriend/sister in the back of the head, before continuing the anal as per usual (albeit with a heightened sense of pleasure), a 'camal punch' involves the continued kicking of the partner in the head after the initial strike, until the partner is, in fact, dead.
Commonly practiced by stella drinkers, Millwall supporters, and members of the Royal Family.
Commonly practiced by stella drinkers, Millwall supporters, and members of the Royal Family.
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Similar to the Donkey Punch or Donkey Hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. Proceed to punch them in the back of the head, and make sure that she or he eats the fruit in front of them. Quickly. With their tongues.
"Duuude, Sarah was bitchin' at me last night, so I went ahead and gave her a Yoshi Punch to straighten things out."
by ForumYoshi September 9, 2006
Get the Yoshi Punch mug.Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.
Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.
by J-dawg of Brixton January 2, 2008
Get the Tease and Punch mug.Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.
by exterminator September 9, 2003
Get the porch punch mug.1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 1, 2008
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