Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.

If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.

by w0k December 2, 2010

Professor Biohazard

The maddened grandchild of Albert Einstein. A terrorist and main player in WWII. Nobody knows his first name, as he only goes by the name of professor Biohazard. It is believed that in 1911 he created a bomb so powerful that even he couldn't comprehend the abomination he had created. In the year 1917 it exploded, in an event know as Halifax. After this he went missing and nobody has heard from him to this day.

Some people say he's still alive, living on the chemicals he creates.

Others say he took on the role of Führer of Germany in the year 1934 and died from drug overdose in 1945.
Others say he's still active in terrorism, only under the name of Osama Bin Laden.

None of these we can be sure of, all we know is that Professor Biohazard has, and possibly still does cause extreme chaos across the world.

by Professor Biohazard March 29, 2011

profoul

Someone who uses foul language in professional discussions

Arch: "if you don't achieve the targets this month, I'm fucking gonna whip your ass...no shit"
Me : "Can you please stop being a profoul"

by videonova February 6, 2015

Professional Suprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

Professional relationship

A professional relationship mean we can fuck chill hangout do everything things that couples do just there is no commitment

We need a professional relationship because I don't want commitment

by Cjfrmmillikan August 23, 2017

Professional idiot

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.

Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot

by Sha ya January 8, 2020

Profess

claim that one has (a quality or feeling), especially when this is not the case.

"he had professed his love for her"

by Vortex and Blitz September 4, 2020