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what a pretty face

a compliment given to overweight people. basically, it means "you might actually pass for pretty if you lost some weight". overly trying to take emphesis off the body and make someone feel good about SOMETHING. origanally meant as a compliment, but now sort of a putdown because most people know it means the person saying it thinks you're fat.
Bella: Hi, Aunt Jasmine
Aunt Jasmine: Oh my! Darling Bella I haven't seen you in three years! now let me have a look at my little precious.
Bella: Umm...
Aunt Jasmine: My, my...you're certainly looking healthy! and what a pretty face you have!
Bella: THANKS.
what a pretty face by ReDsOxBaBe October 2, 2005
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stink pretty 

Southern slang for perfume, lotion, or the like.
Bob: "That's some mighty fine stink pretty you got on there."

Alice: "It's just some lotion I picked up at the 5 and dime..."
stink pretty by tntoak August 28, 2006

Six pack's worth of pretty 

An attitude toward a man or woman who is not unattractive, but not particularly pretty.

A person who would become attractive enough to have sex with after a few drinks.
Bobo: "Mandy called to see what I was doin' later."
Jojo: "So take her out; she's a six pack's worth of pretty. Have a few pops and nail her. It's not like anyone will make fun of you for it."

stage pretty 

The phenomenon of less than attractive people being transported into the realms of the fuckable, purely be their stage persona or presence.
Usually associated with un-hot guys in bands being elevated to the status of both fuckable and dateable.
"Was Matt hot?"
"nah, not really, he was just stage pretty"
stage pretty by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Factory Pretty 

Factory Pretty or Factory Handsome applies when the competition for beauty is narrowed down to the environment one works in, or frequents on a daily basis.
If one would be considered factory pretty, or factory handsome in the narrow enviroment they might not be so in a larger forum. The competition increases as the pond grows bigger.
Factory Pretty by jack of all MON October 5, 2010

ho pretty 

1. An attractive whore.
2. An attractive female with a very slutty look/style.
3. The type of girl who is obviously looking for attention with the she dresses.
4. A woman who looks like she's had more than enough experience with the male genitalia.
5. A woman looking for a good time, not a long time. This has pros and cons, seeing how there's a good chance you're going to get laid, but there's and equally great chance of catching a STD.
6. You would not bring a ho pretty girl home to mom.
Guy 1: "Oh man, that girl is so ho pretty. I'm gonna get laid tonight!"

Guy 2: "Don't forget to take some penicillin."
ho pretty by The Flying Oyster October 11, 2010

oh that's pretty 

Something that is ugly, manky, distasteful etc can be described like this.
Upon seeing a sqaushed badger
"oh that's pretty".
oh that's pretty by NatE February 1, 2004