president bush

A person who loves to see the world revolving around him only. In addition to being a jerk, he loves to cut money off of programs like healthcare and education. Also, he's a huge joke and needs to step down NOW!

BTW, HE SUCKS AT PRONOUNCING WORDS! FAIL!

"HA HA HA! For my next order of business, I will cut millions of dollars in healthcare and education." says president bush

by BAH BAH! January 11, 2009

prescott valley

A boring little town about 8 miles away from Prescott, AZ. People don't do much in PV. Mostly just lay around and work. The vast and open fields are not much to lok at. The parties are plentiful and the beer flows rapidly. There are a couple neighboring cities that are just as small- Dewey, Humboldt, Mayer. It's not FUN to live there, but it's a place the 35,000 people have to cal home- willingly or not. Teenagers get bored very fast. School is no different. Bradshaw Mountain High School is shitty. People don't learn much, just enough to get by and get the superintendents their money. Its always fun going to school and being bored all day long.

Drive up from PHX about an hour and you can see Prescott Valley for yourself.

by lostinasmalltown June 22, 2008

Preshus

AWESOME,intelligent and gods gift to this earth.
Preshus is boss like and has the meanest swag, she is selfless and down to earth and is great in bed !
Preshus is the true definition of a woman, her attitude is sexy and she knows it. . . She's beautiful!and I love her

Preshus is fun and knows how to party ! She can drink heaps and knows how to hold her man down

by 'tee January 8, 2012

Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

mr. president

A game played by slightly inebriated foreigners at bars and frisbee competitions in South Korea.

A group of people, playing as "Secret Service" agents, will quietly put their fingers up to their ear like they're wearing ear pieces. Then, they silently eye and pick a person to tackle. Someone yells, "Get down Mr. President!" The group of "agents" tackles the chosen "President". Agents dog pile on the president and "secure the perimeter" and do other secret agently functions.

"Get down Mr. President!"
*Tackle*
"Mr. President, Are you OK, sir?"

by ajuma11 November 12, 2013

Preston

A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed.

Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.

by Acer321 May 3, 2009

president skroob

The president of Spaceball City, played by Mel Brooks, the greatest comedian in history.

1) Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!
2) President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
President Skroob: One, two, three, four, five?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing. I got the same combination on my luggage.
3) Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005