Potato Horse

What I was referred to in my 3rd class.

1: Hi POTATO HORSE do you want some smarties?
2:Want my banana POTATO HORSE? (stop it dirty minded people)

by Potato Horse November 13, 2017

Potato Bagger

The antonym of "brown bagger", A potato bagger is a girl that has a nice face, but an unattractive body. A potato bag race involves pulling a potato bag over the majority of your body while trying to hop to a finish line. From this game, evolved the name "Potato Bagger". It suggests that a girl with an unattractive body but a decent face should consider wearing a potato bag over her body while only revealing her face.

Tom: "Did you see the new girl they hired?"
Jim: "Yeah, she's definitely a potato bagger."

by Spaghetti Batman April 23, 2013

It's all potato

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.

"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."

by blahhhster June 18, 2017

Potato ribs

Ribs that stick out farther than usual and can look like an extra mini pair of boobs.

"What are those lumps below your chest?"

"Oh those are just my potato ribs"

by noodletown October 28, 2015

Microwaved potatoes

Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.

A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"

B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."

by SendingPizza August 29, 2018

Pale potato

Someone with very pale skin yet a Devine peel

Eva is a pale potato

by Palepotato May 5, 2017

Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018