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anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.
by Minkyballz February 19, 2023
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poolp

Response to something ridiculous, or perhaps embarassing.

Can be a way of saying "I'll never do that", or "that sounds stupid."

Can also be used as an expression of surprise or to break a moment of silence.

Best used on the spur of the moment, when it feels necessary.
"Hey, let's go watch 'Adventure of the Action Hunters'"

"Poolp!"
by Scott. February 1, 2005
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poololigist

One who is well versed in eight-ball or nine-ball.
Nice bank shot Hadrian,
Thanks man, you know I'm a poololigist right?
by The H July 13, 2006
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poolesville

A town in MoCo

A town so small, it is encompassed by the school zone of the High School.

Known as the Boondocks, perhaps the only boondocks where the houses go for upwards of close to a million

homocide rate of 1 (though we do have a crackhouse, now!)

Home of the Falcons, a mascot change severely contended by the rednecks who insist on wearing their old indians attire.

Still celebrates Poolesville day, a huge oart of the southern MD campaign trail

When, during Homecoming spirit week, there is a country western day, nothing in the school looks different

A very white school, but home to many racialy confused rich white kids

The football team is finally winning

The floors of the high school are made of asbestos. the ceilings are made of mold, the water of lead.

There is no swimming pool, basement, or calculus light at pville, no matter what Mr. Doherty tells you.

Everybody understands what "Jesus wouldve done his identities" means, as well as "factor factor factor!"

Jack Diamond's kids go to Pville

Home to Markoff's haunted forest, the ninth scariest haunted house in the US, according to AOL
"I was driving past the corn field today-" "which one?"

Nobody else has a clue what the hell a Selby's is

So I was driving through Poolesville today. It took me five minutes.
by LizPip November 3, 2006
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PoolCandy

Fashionable pool floats that are for pool party styling. They are like Eye Candy for your pool. Made with sparkling glitter or the hottest on trend patterns and colors. The perfect floatie for your next photo opp. For popping pool party photos, add a PoolCandy pink flamingo tube float.
If you want your pool party to be top notch, make sure all your ladies are floating on some PoolCandy.
by Pool Party Master December 23, 2022
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Poolhouse

A magical spot to drink beer with the homies, smoke copious amounts weed, and of course pack fat lippers. Also known as the sanctuary. Its next to a pool. No zombies allowed.
Guy 1: What do you want to do tonight?

Guy 2: Dude, are you kidding? Let's get crossfaded at the poolhouse until we can't see straight and then play N64 smash bros.

Guy 1: Aight, sweet. I was hoping you would say that!
by Pikachu>Samus! February 23, 2010
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Poolside Pong

Poolside Pong is a revolutionary twist to the popular game of beer pong. It has taken America's favorite drinking game and made it better than ever. Poolside Pong is the year round inflatable beer pong table that has all the features of traditional beer pong and more! Its unique and portable design allows you to bring beer pong out of homes and dorms and into pools, lakes, beaches and tailgate parties. Poolside Pong is the ultimate year round accessory that no party should be without! Poolside Pong is often referred to in a more generic term water pong.

Poolside Pong is played exactly like regular beer pong but in the water, and although bouncing is more difficult, it's not impossible. Poolside Pong is commonly written about on blogs as a perfect game for pick up and creating a fun social dynamic at the beach, lake, or on spring break, because the familiarity of the game in a new setting creates a buzz that everyone wants to be part of.
Lets go play some poolside pong at the beach.
by 310h! March 11, 2009
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